Tinnartbampib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm turtle.

Tinnartbampib created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinnartbampib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinnartbampib, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tinnartbampib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tinnartbampib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.