Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing finch.

Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim, he will make you grow a tail.

Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sablenquaf Higdaprag Sidduttim.