Dadzigweepitwatratkop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain hamster.

Dadzigweepitwatratkop created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Dadzigweepitwatratkop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadzigweepitwatratkop, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dadzigweepitwatratkop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dadzigweepitwatratkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadzigweepitwatratkop.

5. Do not make images of living things.