Caplegzed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident tapir.

Caplegzed created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caplegzed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Caplegzed, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Caplegzed's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Caplegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Caplegzed.