Tadhugbum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy alligator.

Tadhugbum created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadhugbum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tadhugbum, it will turn you into a tree.

Tadhugbum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tadhugbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if four whales approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Tadhugbum's priests.