Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak salamander.

Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart, she will think nothing of it.

Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zodveenjopveen Fadbassged Capfabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Never wear black tights on sacred days.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.