Binlistcinwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable finch.

Binlistcinwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binlistcinwik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Binlistcinwik, she will be mildly annoyed.

Binlistcinwik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Binlistcinwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never wear mauve skirts.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Binlistcinwik in the centre of the settlement.