Ontrentabpinfasgup is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow warg.

Ontrentabpinfasgup created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontrentabpinfasgup, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ontrentabpinfasgup, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ontrentabpinfasgup's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ontrentabpinfasgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at rivers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always act with purity when addressing children.