Hubyim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome chicken.

Hubyim created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hubyim, he will turn you into a goat.

Hubyim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not record names concerning black holes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.