Vegfetpon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring lion.

Vegfetpon created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfetpon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegfetpon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vegfetpon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vegfetpon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not kill birds.