Pogtiptaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty zebra.

Pogtiptaf created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtiptaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogtiptaf, she will turn you into a duck.

Pogtiptaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pogtiptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pogtiptaf.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.