Hubfenwat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable weasel.

Hubfenwat created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubfenwat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubfenwat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hubfenwat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hubfenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.