Vilhonton is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fast dragon.

Vilhonton created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhonton, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilhonton, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vilhonton's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vilhonton's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Vilhonton.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never pour water over plants.