Rilldabkim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow owl.

Rilldabkim created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldabkim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilldabkim, she will come to you in dreams.

Rilldabkim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rilldabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Rilldabkim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.