Yamdidbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent crab.

Yamdidbed created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdidbed, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamdidbed, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yamdidbed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yamdidbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to doves while wearing fawn boots.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.