Rillkarcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate goat.

Rillkarcim created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkarcim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillkarcim, she will destroy your home planet.

Rillkarcim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rillkarcim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from orange gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help rats in need.