Rildothig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous troll.

Rildothig created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rildothig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rildothig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rildothig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rildothig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never paint your legs purple.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.