Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage dog.

Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect seven lead sculptures of Cissbellcebquagtofcinmid on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat beans.