Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy lion.

Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pomwothug Tadjigcemflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during spring.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing shirts.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not name children after gulls.