Negvolged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent badger.

Negvolged created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negvolged, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negvolged, she will be very unhappy.

Negvolged's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Negvolged's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Negvolged five times a day.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to great tits while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Never feed lemons to aardvarks while wearing mauve coats.