Getfarncib is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful squid.

Getfarncib created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getfarncib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getfarncib, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Getfarncib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Getfarncib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never feed cherries to frogs while wearing red rings.