Bancitfad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Bancitfad created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Bancitfad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bancitfad, it will laugh at you.

Bancitfad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bancitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before touching iron.

2. Do not bounce at crossroads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Bancitfad.