Stipgemcat Pithotdid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous camel.

Stipgemcat Pithotdid created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgemcat Pithotdid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stipgemcat Pithotdid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stipgemcat Pithotdid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stipgemcat Pithotdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing yellow ear rings.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Run away from orange sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your feet blue.