Tenbinnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tenbinnurl created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenbinnurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tenbinnurl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tenbinnurl's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tenbinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never paint your face black.

4. Never wear red skirts.

5. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing gray tights.