Flyhunbid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful coyote.

Flyhunbid created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhunbid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flyhunbid, it will not invite you to parties.

Flyhunbid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flyhunbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.