Butwegsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic weasel.

Butwegsit created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butwegsit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butwegsit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Butwegsit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Butwegsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to otters while wearing blue dresses.

5. You must pray to Butwegsit five times a day.