Wanponpog Ruttamcat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-assured scorpion.

Wanponpog Ruttamcat created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanponpog Ruttamcat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanponpog Ruttamcat, it will turn you into a rat.

Wanponpog Ruttamcat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wanponpog Ruttamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.