Watlipcunlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty aardvark.

Watlipcunlarp created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watlipcunlarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watlipcunlarp, it will turn you into a worm.

Watlipcunlarp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Watlipcunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not wear scarves marked with white.