Tailflambun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful otter.

Tailflambun created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tailflambun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailflambun, he will think nothing of it.

Tailflambun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tailflambun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.