Wipcudpod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate goblin.

Wipcudpod created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcudpod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipcudpod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wipcudpod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wipcudpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.