Vabshavbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome otter.

Vabshavbonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabshavbonk, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabshavbonk, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vabshavbonk's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vabshavbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vabshavbonk's priests.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat bark.