Febdognutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing lion.

Febdognutt created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febdognutt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febdognutt, he will boil you in a big pot.

Febdognutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Febdognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed bread to swans while wearing brown trousers.