Febwipflag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient hamster.

Febwipflag created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febwipflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febwipflag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Febwipflag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Febwipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Feed all hungry moths.