Kipdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful cat.

Kipdit created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kipdit, it will cry a lot.

Kipdit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kipdit's Holy Commandments

1. Kipdit loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Retreat if five badgers approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.