Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage spider.

Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zedhanrawpassomsigcardob's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with gray.