Xinsogben is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful elephant.

Xinsogben created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Xinsogben, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinsogben, she will think nothing of it.

Xinsogben's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xinsogben's Holy Commandments

1. Xinsogben loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.