Riphimxem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental wasp.

Riphimxem created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Riphimxem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Riphimxem, he will cry a lot.

Riphimxem's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Riphimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing red trousers and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.