Larghubnandag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient dolphin.

Larghubnandag created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larghubnandag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larghubnandag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Larghubnandag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Larghubnandag's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never prepare rice during spring.

3. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Do not wear shirts marked with black.