Tar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome newt.

Tar created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tar, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Tar on top of important buildings.