Fombunciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty hare.

Fombunciss created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombunciss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fombunciss, she will turn you into a rock.

Fombunciss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fombunciss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Fombunciss on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about moons.