Wipnabstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing shark.

Wipnabstrag created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnabstrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wipnabstrag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wipnabstrag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wipnabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wipnabstrag.

2. Never wear indigo kilts.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.