Lambograw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic slug.

Lambograw created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lambograw, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lambograw, she will come to you in dreams.

Lambograw's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lambograw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about fire.