Dumdonzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable lizard.

Dumdonzak created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumdonzak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumdonzak, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dumdonzak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dumdonzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never sit in the presence of ants.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.