Jinzotbem is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Jinzotbem created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinzotbem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jinzotbem, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinzotbem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jinzotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Jinzotbem loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look in ponds.