Cedbopran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever gnu.

Cedbopran created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedbopran, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedbopran, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cedbopran's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cedbopran's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cedbopran's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if three geese approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.