Vedcunran is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective shrew.

Vedcunran created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcunran, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedcunran, she will turn you into a tree.

Vedcunran's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vedcunran's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vedcunran eight times a day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always obey Vedcunran's priests.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.