Capsisvan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying dingo.

Capsisvan created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Capsisvan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capsisvan, he will strike you with lightening.

Capsisvan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Capsisvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue ducks for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Capsisvan's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.