Fenmindoss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful hamster.

Fenmindoss created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Fenmindoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenmindoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fenmindoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fenmindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Fenmindoss' name in vain.

3. Run away if three porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn five new languages a year.