Dossdumgen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented raccoon.

Dossdumgen created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdumgen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossdumgen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dossdumgen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dossdumgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear gray tights.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.