Zimgebtip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable penguin.

Zimgebtip created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgebtip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimgebtip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zimgebtip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zimgebtip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zimgebtip.

2. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Zimgebtip's priests.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.