Stiklipapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent shark.

Stiklipapp created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklipapp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stiklipapp, she will destroy your home solar system.

Stiklipapp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stiklipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat spinach on days of mourning.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never chant in holy places.