Komflanvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive hamster.

Komflanvab created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komflanvab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komflanvab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komflanvab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Komflanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Komflanvab on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always wear purple.