Logwodyak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast raven.

Logwodyak created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logwodyak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logwodyak, he will remove you from existence.

Logwodyak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Logwodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never wear pink tights on sacred days.