Wodgatzak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil porpoise.

Wodgatzak created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodgatzak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodgatzak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wodgatzak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wodgatzak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wodgatzak.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing purple dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.