Jatbiflig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous bat.

Jatbiflig created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbiflig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jatbiflig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jatbiflig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jatbiflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never talk about fire.