Bepbidlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever capybara.

Bepbidlad created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbidlad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepbidlad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bepbidlad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bepbidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to grasshopers while wearing brown stockings.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching silicon.

5. Always store peanuts above ground.