Dutsasdav is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous yak.

Dutsasdav created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutsasdav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutsasdav, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dutsasdav's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dutsasdav's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutsasdav.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.