Minkanpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic giraffe.

Minkanpag created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Minkanpag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minkanpag, she will jump up and down on your head.

Minkanpag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Minkanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.