Farrakarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable whale.

Farrakarf created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farrakarf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farrakarf, he will destroy your home planet.

Farrakarf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Farrakarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never eat oranges.