Watrullbot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, temperamental hyena.

Watrullbot created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watrullbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watrullbot, it will make you grow a tail.

Watrullbot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Watrullbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never run near eagles.

3. You must love Watrullbot.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about amino acids.