Lidbun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair otter.

Lidbun created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidbun, she will think nothing of it.

Lidbun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lidbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing white stockings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.