Pogfubpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate deer.

Pogfubpit created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Pogfubpit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogfubpit, he will laugh at you.

Pogfubpit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pogfubpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never run in summer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.