Kadyimton is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lion.

Kadyimton created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadyimton, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadyimton, he will strike you with lightening.

Kadyimton's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kadyimton's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. You must love Kadyimton.