Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying salamander.

Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Himvenrawveg Ditdodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Never talk about birds.