Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable jaguar.

Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Xinbimkenmonsak Zimveennurl Zagmapdap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never gather eight monkeys in one place.