Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced dove.

Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tenbugwaphabflypigdimnurt Lagpinhudster Labgomcar's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with green.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.