Kadgengof is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive centaur.

Kadgengof created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadgengof, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadgengof, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kadgengof's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Kadgengof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to rats while wearing orange coats.

2. You must love Kadgengof.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Kadgengof.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.