Wanrulgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving raven.

Wanrulgeb created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrulgeb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wanrulgeb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wanrulgeb's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wanrulgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never paint your face black.