Wat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy raccoon.

Wat created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near mites while wearing gray boots and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.
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