Wikhit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered butterfly.

Wikhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikhit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikhit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wikhit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wikhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning moons.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with joy.

5. Never wear gray trousers.