Didtonceb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable otter.

Didtonceb created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didtonceb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didtonceb, he will not invite you to parties.

Didtonceb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Didtonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Didtonceb.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.