Kiktanmitfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced fly.

Kiktanmitfon created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kiktanmitfon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kiktanmitfon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kiktanmitfon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kiktanmitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Always wear yellow.